---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I just got back from Russia-learned lots & lots. Moscow is a very interesting and amazing place! U.S. MUST BE VERY SMART AND VERY STRATEGIC.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 11, 2013
I’m sorry if it’s all too much
Every day you’re here, I’m healing
And I was runnin' out of luck
I never thought I’d find this feeling
2017... It's yersel— GRADO (@gradowrestling) January 1, 2017
DONE DEAL: We're delighted to announce that the dons have signed Turkish midfielder Yerdäs Selzavön on a three year contract #COYR pic.twitter.com/oyr5zlayHP— Aberdeen FC (@AberdeennFC) January 6, 2017
Russians supposedly have Trump on tape with prostitutes performing golden showers https://t.co/9QuMNpNwr2— Justin Miller (@justinjm1) January 10, 2017
Golden Watergate?— Charlie Brooker (@charltonbrooker) January 10, 2017
This gives a whole new meaning to the term “Wikileaks."— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 10, 2017
Not only did he piss on a bed, he also had a shit in a lift. pic.twitter.com/Psn4Gh4ELN— Mister Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) January 11, 2017
FAKE NEWS - A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2017
First they came for BuzzFeed, and I shat it, for I worked at BuzzFeed. pic.twitter.com/jP2LuhHp7M— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) January 11, 2017
So proud to see a Scot as the leader of the free world. Good Rangers man. Good Sellick man.— Limmy's Vines TOUR (@DaftLimmy) January 20, 2017
My kind of protestor. pic.twitter.com/tG3kGwQamc— Tom Manatos (@TomManatos) January 20, 2017
Glasgow vs Cambridge pic.twitter.com/qyTiBH1KrZ— bethan (@bethanduncalf) January 30, 2017
It's all kicking off in the European Parliament pic.twitter.com/w8OWQIIKUL— Duncan Robinson (@duncanrobinson) February 1, 2017
— Trump Draws (@TrumpDraws) February 1, 2017
Mark Warburton says he's unaware of #Rangers statement regarding his resignation. Says he hasn't resigned. Bizarre.— Chris McLaughlin (@BBCchrismclaug) February 10, 2017
Rangers spokesman insists Mark Warburton has definitely resigned. pic.twitter.com/DAwWdsunce— McGuire: Double the shite now #280 (@mcguireonfire) February 10, 2017
— Metzz (@RyanMetcalfe5) February 10, 2017
Andrew Neil, mocking a tweeter for his spelling, while listing Bosnia & Herzegovina as two separate countries wins twitter gold award today. pic.twitter.com/WM8qr0vAua— Matt Thomas (@Trickyjabs) February 11, 2017
my teddy pic.twitter.com/9nupsFuc1S— Trump Draws (@TrumpDraws) February 17, 2017
At this point if feels like the government are continuing with Brexit purely because they're too embarrassed to stop.— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) February 22, 2017
Huge fire in Govan on the approach into Glasgow airport pic.twitter.com/wAOyvhvqVS— Dominic Morgan (@Dommer2000) March 5, 2017
Govan has elected a new Pope pic.twitter.com/AAft99rL1n— Johno (@johno_xi) March 5, 2017
Morning all. I see the Govan fire is still coming on nicely. pic.twitter.com/Rakp2WWBtx— PeatWorrier (@PeatWorrier) March 6, 2017
This guest managed to keep his composure when his children interrupted his live @BBCWorld TV interview pic.twitter.com/3x5tgsVR8R— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) March 10, 2017
— Pádraig Belton (@PadraigBelton) March 11, 2017
Had the pleasure of meeting Martin McGuinness at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.— Limmy's Vines TOUR (@DaftLimmy) March 21, 2017
Probably just as well that Top of the Pops isn't on any more. #SpotifyUKCharts pic.twitter.com/ysoJXlVUyM— Billy Bragg (@billybragg) March 22, 2017
Picture shows letter triggering Article 50 delivered to @eucopresident.— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) March 29, 2017
The #Brexit countdown begins https://t.co/RZQmlWn33J #BrexitDay pic.twitter.com/0Do7PRFs1E
Theresa May would go to war to protect Gibraltar, Michael Howard says https://t.co/hUDDAHy1b3— Guardian news (@guardiannews) April 2, 2017
Britain's Navy is 'far weaker' than it was during the Falklands but could still 'cripple' Spainhttps://t.co/5vCVJnRBjC— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) April 2, 2017
Neighbours described the United Kingdom as a "quiet, well-mannered country" that "kept itself to itself".— Anthony Zacharzewski (@anthonyzach) April 2, 2017
If we do go to war with Spain we should attack between 2 and 4 in the afternoon.— Richard Osman (@richardosman) April 2, 2017
Had the pleasure of meeting Arnold Clark at a charity do once. He was incredibly down to earth, and VERY funny.— Limmy's Vines TOUR (@DaftLimmy) April 10, 2017
#United to roll out some updated safety cards pic.twitter.com/5n1y4EOhQ0— FlipSide13 (@FlipSide_13) April 11, 2017
I Made It On The Plane #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/jyR5A7W8A5— jesper thompsen (@Iogout) April 11, 2017
2016: i miss bowie— jhon (@dearjhonletter) April 14, 2017
2017: i miss not being in constant fear of nuclear war started by an angry reality tv show host
I feel like I'm in the opening montage of a disaster movie. pic.twitter.com/cwVaFDrkLK— hrtbps (@hrtbps) April 15, 2017
Breaking: Theresa May calls for general election on June 8th. pic.twitter.com/uJ5Xhz8LFY— Michael Gray (@GrayInGlasgow) April 18, 2017
— Scott Reid (@scottreid1980) April 18, 2017
who the fuck knows pic.twitter.com/Q7ufE9Zu0p— Amna (@AGlasgowGirl) April 18, 2017
Did you know that polling stations are sometimes used as primary schools? #GE2017— Craig Steele (@craig88) April 18, 2017
Professor John Curtice this morning. pic.twitter.com/8wUnpV2jTE— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) April 18, 2017
I've had enough of this chaos. I want the stability and certainty of independence.— David Halliday (@DavidJFHalliday) April 19, 2017
Exhausted Britons "power-nap" between elections. London, 2017. pic.twitter.com/zlUsewaq4C— Histry in Pictures (@Histreepix) April 20, 2017
— Is John Curtice OnTV (@JohnCurticeOnTV) April 20, 2017
how does Theresa May manage to look so constantly annoyed, I mean she's eating chips there, chips are happy food, come on pic.twitter.com/7S7y9rkq3h— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) May 2, 2017
Theresa May's Facebook Live interview is going well pic.twitter.com/ep85htOVMN— Ben Skipper (@bskipper27) May 15, 2017
YouGov/Sunday Times— Tim Shipman (@ShippersUnbound) May 20, 2017
Tory lead into single figures, the lowest since last year. May's lead has halved in a week pic.twitter.com/dt6GWBO4WV
Tory Manifesto.docx— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) May 22, 2017
Tory Manifesto 2nd Draft.docx
Tory Manifesto FINAL.docx
Tory Manifesto FINAL FINAL.docx
Tory Manifesto FINAL FINAL2.docx
broken.— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) May 23, 2017
from the bottom of my heart, i am so so sorry. i don't have words.
You've got the wrong city if you think hate will tear us apart.— Dave Haslam (@Mr_Dave_Haslam) May 23, 2017
Had the pleasure of meeting Roger Moore at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.— Limmy's Vines TOUR (@DaftLimmy) May 23, 2017
YES! HE'S BACK pic.twitter.com/M10EyCThKo— Esther Webber (@estwebber) May 28, 2017
Thank you, internet, thank you. 😂 #Covfefe pic.twitter.com/yLu8KOWsXP— Andrea Dubé (@AndDube) May 31, 2017
Still yes. pic.twitter.com/iRSXMBgVVM— Is John Curtice OnTV (@JohnCurticeOnTV) June 2, 2017
Noels out of the fucking country weren't we all love get on a fucking plane and play your tunes for the kids you sad fuck— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) June 5, 2017
Tempted to be naughty. #fieldsofwheat pic.twitter.com/C6DRmikEWd— Alex Salmond (@AlexSalmond) June 7, 2017
This looks like a 1993 Manic Street Preachers album track listing. pic.twitter.com/Ebup86u3Up— Dan (@ThatConnArtist) June 7, 2017
"Scottish nationalism is a cult full of weirdos!" yell many unionists.— Chris McPhail (@ChrisMcPhaiI) June 5, 2017
Meanwhile... pic.twitter.com/zTWc7JJGol
He's preparing exit polls— James Shaddock The Halls (@jpshaddock) June 8, 2017
He's checking them twice
Not really interested in safe seats like Haltemprice
John Curtice is coming to town pic.twitter.com/e2fmPtyuLy
— Britain Elects (@britainelects) June 8, 2017
Holy shit.— Britain Elects (@britainelects) June 8, 2017
THE COMEBACK IS ON BOYS, ITS WESTMINSTANBUL #exitpoll pic.twitter.com/i0x6xzHqEt— Aadam (@aadambirmingham) June 8, 2017
Theresa May just been running through that wheat field again #GE2017 pic.twitter.com/Y1B8NBmjzf— Brétt Mendöza (@BrettMendoza) June 8, 2017
— Is John Curtice OnTV (@JohnCurticeOnTV) June 9, 2017
Theresa May and her crack team of Brexit negotiators #GE2017 pic.twitter.com/HBxq7qd3FJ— Tony Rivers (@TonyRivers1927) June 9, 2017
Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.— Limmy's Vines TOUR (@DaftLimmy) June 9, 2017
Senior Tory MP: "We all f***ing hate her. But there is nothing we can do. She has totally f***ed us".— Robert Peston (@Peston) June 9, 2017
90: GOAL SCOTLAND!!! Griffiths does it again! Another free kick hits the back of the net. SCOTLAND ARE 2-1 UP!— Superscoreboard (@ClydeSSB) June 10, 2017
Six minutes which prove you should never livetweet Scotland. pic.twitter.com/W6lgfnUiza— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) June 10, 2017
— wint MP (@parliawint) June 11, 2017
I do not say this lightly, but I think this could be the most heartbreakingly pathetic tweet I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/6dTut9Ngp0— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) June 14, 2017
Thoughts are with all those affected by the horrendous Grenfell Tower fire. So awfully tragic. Huge respect to our fearless firefighters.— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) June 14, 2017
"Why do BIRDS suddenly appear..." pic.twitter.com/Xrwts1vVcR— Political Partridge (@PoliticalAP) June 24, 2017
I'm enjoying the irony of this looking like a gay wedding ceremony that neither set of parents entirely approve of.#DUPCoalition pic.twitter.com/Bvzj5cypOC— John Smith (@verypopularname) June 26, 2017
Paging @JohnCurticeOnTV: yes (in the Netherlands) 🇳🇱 pic.twitter.com/IEj2phQIoa— Peter B Mason (@PeterBMason) June 26, 2017
Progrès Niederkorn of Luxembourg have knocked Rangers out of the #UEL!— Football on BT Sport (@btsportfootball) July 4, 2017
Before today they had never won a game in European competition 😳 pic.twitter.com/h8pE2ojGgv
Pedro Caixinha standing in a hedge, arguing with fans. What a night. pic.twitter.com/WaLSgh13Il— Chairman Lmao (@BenTheTim) July 4, 2017
Oops, how do we Progres from this? 😬— Pizza Hut UK (@pizzahutuk) July 5, 2017
There is nothing that Serena Williams can't do. pic.twitter.com/xDAX1md9IW— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) July 5, 2017
WE HAVE TAKEN YOUR GHOSTBUSTERS AND STAR WARS AND SUPERHEROES AND DOCTOR WHO NOTHING IS SACRED WE WILL DEFILE IT ALL WITH OUR WOMANLY HANDS— merry gracemas💌 (@andlivefromny) July 16, 2017
Prince Phillip and Kim Jong-Un both trending. I hope this is the follow-up to McGregor v Mayweather.— Richard Osman (@richardosman) August 2, 2017
BREAKING: Trump: If NKorea escalates nuclear threat, 'they will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.'— The Associated Press (@AP) August 8, 2017
GODDAMNIT I DID NOT SURVIVE CANCER JUST TO GET FRIED TO A CRISP BY THE FORMER HOST OF 'CELEBRITY APPRENTICE"— Gabe #DreamActNow Ortíz (@TUSK81) August 8, 2017
"WHERE IS THE CLITORIS?" pic.twitter.com/EZUOz4Uruv— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) August 12, 2017
Not many presidents could make threatening nuclear war the second worst thing he did in a week.— Gady Epstein (@gadyepstein) August 12, 2017
Had the pleasure of meeting Bruce Forsyth at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.— Limmy's Vines TOUR (@DaftLimmy) August 18, 2017
I cannot handle this right now. pic.twitter.com/JXjuHH2ivA— jules (@jules_su) August 21, 2017
I will use a Scottish phrase "Err that Caixinha spouting absolute pish again" pic.twitter.com/u2TXPzTLW4— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) August 25, 2017
SCOTTISH PUBLIC TRANSPORT pic.twitter.com/GSGB1K7pYc— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) September 3, 2017
Sutton United reserve goalkeeper Wayne Shaw denies eating pie on sideline https://t.co/pHQkc1wncX pic.twitter.com/tmJNupYS9Q— TBN Sport (@TBNSport) September 6, 2017
Pokémon Go trying to murder people #HurrcaneIrma pic.twitter.com/1ENqNUPO9p— Return (@ReturntheHunter) September 10, 2017
This photo looks like a lost Pink Floyd album cover. pic.twitter.com/z8UmrtFdAA— J. Elvis Weinstein (@JElvisWeinstein) September 16, 2017
The 280-character limit is a terrible idea. The whole beauty of Twitter is that it forces you to express your ideas concisely (1/47)— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) September 26, 2017
The scoreboard today at Camp Nou #BarçaLasPalmas pic.twitter.com/F76xwyU3AK— FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona) October 1, 2017
"Separatists trying to physically block enforcement of a court order and frustrate the rule of law" pic.twitter.com/4yr3wYsGpx— naebd (@naebD) October 1, 2017
URGENT: Can all arseholes stop being arseholes for a bit. We’d like a break. Thanks in advance. Everyone.— Channel 4 (@Channel4) October 2, 2017
Had the pleasure of meeting Tom Petty at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.— Limmy's Vines TOUR (@DaftLimmy) October 2, 2017
CBS News backtracks on Tom Petty death report, now "clinging to life" https://t.co/hQe3dp0Lxe pic.twitter.com/mKayyfeTNC— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) October 2, 2017
At least, I think it was him.— Limmy's Vines TOUR (@DaftLimmy) October 2, 2017
The backdrop is now entirely disintegrating, photo via @NickLinford pic.twitter.com/nxm84P0zc9— Ned Donovan (@Ned_Donovan) October 4, 2017
Hands down one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen in politics. pic.twitter.com/sfIcviFkFN— Angry Scotland 🏴 (@AngryScotland) October 4, 2017
The prankster’s P45, found by May’s lectern pic.twitter.com/RNVcqY9jXj— Robert Peston (@Peston) October 4, 2017
BREAKING pic.twitter.com/8RD0bPBa78— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 4, 2017
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you— africa by toto bot (@africabytotobot) October 12, 2017
This season, get him pic.twitter.com/iI1VFUQ1Mz— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) October 24, 2017
Board: “You can keep your job if you prove you’re capable of operating a phone”— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) October 26, 2017
Caixinha: pic.twitter.com/P8VuazCKLQ
Spain is about to get a bit smaller, to catalan story short— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) October 27, 2017
Writer: "Is it 'firsthand' or 'first hand'?"— AJ ⚾️ (@NCSox) October 29, 2017
Editor: "Either one is fine." pic.twitter.com/36xHxrG9q1
"My lecturer is genuinely disappointed that no-one’s reported him to the Daily Mail yet." pic.twitter.com/b5QZwNkSUl— Tom Harwood (@tomhfh) October 31, 2017
Lass I know on Facebook has just discovered @realDonaldTrump in her dogs ear. pic.twitter.com/mEsjdZRHfC— Unlikely Lad (@doddsy1975) November 4, 2017
Ghejejsjfntjejsjebdbfjghgujfjskakamwjsjwjdjfjfnfntbtbtbrbrbrbensjsnsnskskskaalalalalalallalalallalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalaalalalallagjfjdjsjsjfjfjfjjjjjj— Johann Lamont MSP (@JohannLamont) November 7, 2017
Priti Patel. Duty Free? She will be in an hour.— Jack Dee (@TheRealJackDee) November 8, 2017
[instrumental break]— africa by toto bot (@africabytotobot) November 12, 2017
I have a chrome extension that makes all of trump's tweets seem like they were written in crayon. This one is just a little too real for my taste. pic.twitter.com/XOstjKKKy3— sanjana (@riseuphes) November 12, 2017
Had the pleasure of meeting Charles Manson at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.— Limmy's Vines TOUR (@DaftLimmy) November 20, 2017
Robert Mugabe finally resigns. Big Sam said to be in the frame.— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) November 21, 2017
Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 24, 2017
The President is incorrect about how we choose Person of the Year. TIME does not comment on our choice until publication, which is December 6.— TIME (@TIME) November 25, 2017
Bbc just called to say I was PROBABLY going to be named sports personality of the year but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) November 24, 2017
Fuck everyone get out of @Selfridges now gun shots!! I’m inside— Olly Murs (@ollyofficial) November 24, 2017
Taking Olly Murs off my "Credible Breaking News Sources" list. pic.twitter.com/Y7BxIdMfoq— Patrick Smith (@psmith) November 24, 2017
— Gilles (@gillesoffthenet) November 24, 2017
Life, as they say, comes at you fast. pic.twitter.com/aDCbhHRkMM— Stewart McDonald MP (@StewartMcDonald) November 27, 2017
Yer da's dreaming of a white Brexit.— Limmy's Vines TOUR (@DaftLimmy) December 2, 2017
The areas in YELLOW voted to REMAIN in the European Union so will continue to TRADE FREELY within the EU. There will be a HARD BORDER between the YELLOW and BLUE areas, who voted to LEAVE. The RED LINES represent a SERIES OF ELABORATE ZIPWIRES to transport PEOPLE and GOODS. pic.twitter.com/VS5ylmrXCD— James (@jrawson) December 4, 2017
There now seems to be a serious concern that the offer being put on the table by the U.K. is not acceptable to... the U.K.— Gavan Reilly (@gavreilly) December 4, 2017
Hearing it was the DUP call that sunk today's chances of a deal - Foster held her press conf, 20 mins later May leaves talks with Juncker to call her, goes back into the room and the deal is off— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) December 4, 2017
Theresa May has basically just scrolled straight to the end of the document and ticked the box saying she has read the Brexit Terms and Conditions.— John O'Farrell (@mrjohnofarrell) December 8, 2017
Had the pleasure of meeting Keith Chegwin at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.— Limmy's Vines TOUR (@DaftLimmy) December 11, 2017
— Mollie Goodfellow 🤶🏻 (@hansmollman) December 14, 2017
VINCIBLES pic.twitter.com/JdFl7SmeZ5— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) December 17, 2017
"...but ultimately we need to give Murty a chance until the end of the season. If we're still shite in May then fuck it, we'll get McLeish in. Merry Christmas and no surrender in 2018" pic.twitter.com/Q7LnTPRRoY— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) December 25, 2017
I bless the rains down in Africa— africa by toto bot (@africabytotobot) December 25, 2017
— Is Sir John Curtice On TV? (@JohnCurticeOnTV) December 30, 2017
Cause I’ve been hearing symphonies
Before all I heard was silence
A rhapsody for you and me
And every melody is timeless
And now your song is on repeat
And I’m dancing on to your heartbeat
And when you’re gone, I feel incomplete
So if you want the truth I just wanna be part of your symphony
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