Hope you have an absolute cunt of a year. Die. pic.twitter.com/HwdjXVePKY— Limmy: TIX ON SALE NOW (@DaftLimmy) January 1, 2018
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018
The clearest proof yet that the President of the United States is actually Vicky Pollard. pic.twitter.com/lwYecB2e5q— David Schneider (@davidschneider) January 6, 2018
Nope it’s because nobody wanted you to come. And you got the message. https://t.co/9xV7bFZQgL— Ed Miliband (@Ed_Miliband) January 12, 2018
David first experimented with Brexit in June 2016. Back then he thought it was just a bit of fun - he could handle it.— Damon Evans (@damocrat) January 29, 2018
19 months on, his Brexit use has spun out of control and the damage from his addiction is clear to see.
Kids: if you’re offered Brexit, just say no. pic.twitter.com/Uei5aoeuKc
There’s me at the Brexit negotiations. pic.twitter.com/sVuFOahZ3o— The Irish Border (@BorderIrish) February 8, 2018
I’ve just been behind this door to read the UK Gov’s secret assessment of Brexit on the economy. I’m not allowed to tell you what I’ve learnt, but i can tell you that I’m off to lie down in a very dark room.— Kezia Dugdale MSP (@kezdugdale) February 22, 2018
I may be sometime. π€¦π»♀️ pic.twitter.com/IJNnU2z0EH
There's a man skiing down Alexandra Parade in Glasgow... π pic.twitter.com/Rxp8HLF5b7— Capital Scotland (@CapitalScotland) February 28, 2018
....meanwhile in Glasgow. pic.twitter.com/RJDVz4JCrN— Mark Dallas (@RealMarkDallas) February 28, 2018
This cab taken mate ? pic.twitter.com/FcK478n730— Gavin Mitchell (@GavsterNo1) February 28, 2018
Btw, happy first day of meteorological spring.— Gerry Braiden (@BraidenGB) March 1, 2018
Health in Scotland summed up in one picture. Panic buying for bread and still they won't eat wholemeal..... pic.twitter.com/ojbSbdZ3V2— Lanarchist (@HypnoticJam) March 1, 2018
Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.— Limmy: TIX ON SALE NOW (@DaftLimmy) March 2, 2018
Heard multiple people whistling this as we all cleared the snow off our cars this morning. Gonna be a floor-filler.— Craig (@craigw619) March 2, 2018
i’ve had enough of this snow now. u lot in Canada laughing at how shit we all are can take it off our hands. i’m so cold. i just i want to see a Fucking daffodil. i just want to watch a lamb frolic in a field not have to hoof a polar bear out the way when i need to go Sainsbury’s— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) March 2, 2018
JAMES BLUNT! https://t.co/TqEtbbt3YK— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 2, 2018
This is what we call a compliment in Scotland π€£ (be warned bad language)— Humza Yousaf (@HumzaYousaf) March 2, 2018
High praise indeed...! pic.twitter.com/r6U8B3hOSA
I mean, this deserves to win awards, right? pic.twitter.com/aooRcRn7xz— Michael McEwan (@MMcEwanbunkered) March 3, 2018
Quite simply the best 'snowman' I've ever seen π pic.twitter.com/YVlwRbwriJ— Wayne Smith #FBPE (@waynesmith1971) March 5, 2018
Had the pleasure of meeting Stephen Hawking at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.— Limmy: TIX ON SALE NOW (@DaftLimmy) March 14, 2018
Had the pleasure of meeting Jim Bowen at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.— Limmy: TIX ON SALE NOW (@DaftLimmy) March 14, 2018
Jim Bowen dead - 2 great mathematicians gone on the same day— Matthew Broughton (@Broughton500) March 14, 2018
The Daily Mail published an article claiming that ‘no one is 100% straight’ and this is possibly my favourite comment ever. pic.twitter.com/t73Oa7TlCr— Marc FC (@marcfc) March 14, 2018
Brilliant pic.twitter.com/5VJ34L42qK— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) March 16, 2018
Can’t shake the idea that there’s a chef in Salisbury’s Zizzi who knows he undercooked the chicken two weeks ago and is praying this all somehow turns out OK.— Sean Kemp (@Sean_Kemp) March 18, 2018
That awkward moment when you realise you're presenting @BBCNewsnight dressed up as Vladimir Putin pic.twitter.com/lRYsjbSxxe— Katie Grant (@kt_grant) March 20, 2018
im crying im so happy for them pic.twitter.com/WNxmnQxswY— lucas (@lostboy) April 2, 2018
I no longer have a manager. I can't be managed— ye (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
What’s the downside? https://t.co/zuGUlQN6VW— Adam Boulton (@adamboultonSKY) April 27, 2018
I’m pretty certain my dad will be in this crowd! @AyrUnitedFC https://t.co/zVzgN5g7KG— Nicola Sturgeon (@NicolaSturgeon) April 28, 2018
— Ayr United (@AyrUnitedFC) April 29, 2018
That guy from East 17 grabbing the mic and being wrestled down by Salman Rushdie as Annie Lennox watches on. #Eurovision #GBR pic.twitter.com/sLK3TwMqGV— T! (@Tartantrums) May 12, 2018
“I do think all indications at this point are that it’s going to be a very difficult night for the United Kingdom” #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/mr3vzQ4kQF— Scott Innes (@Flying_Inside) May 12, 2018
What do you hear?! Yanny or Laurel pic.twitter.com/jvHhCbMc8I— Cloe Feldman (@CloeCouture) May 15, 2018
Speeches pic.twitter.com/Krmm85hVik— McFadden's Cold War (@Coldwar_Steve) May 15, 2018
Okay, you're not crazy. If you can hear high freqs, you probably hear "yanny", but you *might* hear "laurel". If you can't hear high freqs, you probably hear laurel. Here's what it sounds like without high/low freqs. RT so we can avoid the whole dress situation. #yanny #laurel π pic.twitter.com/RN71WGyHwe— Dylan Bennett (@MBoffin) May 16, 2018
“...take Meghan Greig Struth William Markle...” pic.twitter.com/NP0rPJ3RE8— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) May 19, 2018
— McFadden's Cold War (@Coldwar_Steve) May 19, 2018
Leaked - the reception pic.twitter.com/tgJsmN6r44— McFadden's Cold War (@Coldwar_Steve) May 21, 2018
DO YOU STILL WANT TO GET MY EMAILS AFTER GDPR TAKES EFFECT pic.twitter.com/BuchzIh1zB— Declan Dashin’ Through The Snow (@Tweet_Dec) May 23, 2018
Finds deserted island— Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD) May 24, 2018
a message in a bottle washes onto the beach
*opens bottle*
We’ve updated our Privacy Policy
*finds old Ouija board*— Logan Trent (@TheLoganTrent) May 27, 2018
"I don't know guys, that stuff is dark--"
"What's the worst that could happen?"
"Spirits of the dead give us your message!"
W-E-H-A
"Guys--"
"Shut up"
W-E-H-A-V-E-U
"Guys--"
"Keep going"
W-E-H-A-V-E-U-P-D-A-T-E-D-O-U-R-P-R-I-V-A-C-Y-P-O-L-I-C-Y
Great meeting with @KimKardashian today, talked about prison reform and sentencing. pic.twitter.com/uOy4UJ41JF— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 30, 2018
on the upside...blue passports... pic.twitter.com/U9cIP2q3rx— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) June 2, 2018
No. I can't make the original any more absurd than it already is. Trump's usurping me. pic.twitter.com/bNlxgTwEbe— McFadden's Cold War (@Coldwar_Steve) May 31, 2018
I've seen lots of "edited" versions of the G7 photo today, but this one is by far my favorite. (h/t @adchick22) pic.twitter.com/noXB9l6eTB— shauna (@goldengateblond) June 9, 2018
Trump/Kim summit declared a failure after neither leader manages to solve the conundrum: pic.twitter.com/4ysAgKkLis— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) June 12, 2018
Not sure about this new Blazing Squad video pic.twitter.com/MgoUI6Umul— Alan White (@aljwhite) June 13, 2018
Yet again Glasgow school of art is on fire, so much history and hard work will be lost. Heartbreaking ππ pic.twitter.com/xPqpYlYyyQ— Lauraduddy (@lauraduddy17) June 15, 2018
It now looks like we may have also lost the ABC. That beautiful wooden roof. One if my favourite and best venues in Glasgow. So many memories, from performing to seeing movies there when I was a kid. This is a truly horrible day for Glasgow. No wonder the heavens have opened. π— Gavin Mitchell (@GavsterNo1) June 16, 2018
Football is a simple game, 22 men chase the ball for 82 minutes and the Germans get a player sent off so 21 men chase the ball for 13 minutes and at the end the Germans somehow fucking win.— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) June 23, 2018
Following superb goal from Lingard, Shearer has to be carried from the studio so a sedative can be administered. Rio is actually biting his own shoe to prevent excessive frothing. Lampard is rubbing his crotch against Gary’s elbow.— Justin Currie (@thejustincurrie) June 24, 2018
"As happy as I am to see my country score, I must extend my condolences to Nigeria" pic.twitter.com/8hCNdh4j3y— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) June 26, 2018
— Jamie Borthwick (@jamiekborthwick) June 26, 2018
Drink! Feck! Girls! Brexit! pic.twitter.com/SpcKq4FR3J— π±ππ π²πππππ (@bencooper) June 26, 2018
Life comes at you fast. pic.twitter.com/O2aai12uP2— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) July 3, 2018
— Gary Cushway (@GaryCushway) July 7, 2018
Brexit Secretary David Davis resigns from the UK government https://t.co/NKvP8CSd0M— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) July 8, 2018
Looks like David Davis has done a Dexeu midnight runner— David Mills (@DavidMills73) July 8, 2018
IT IS TOO HOT FOR A GENERAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN— Tom Phillips (@flashboy) July 8, 2018
— ryan πΉ (@ryxnf) July 9, 2018
— wint MP (@parliawint) July 9, 2018
Reshuffle pic.twitter.com/5ZkIWq8TQO— McFadden's Cold War (@Coldwar_Steve) July 9, 2018
By Sunday, England may be coming home with a Trophy.— Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg) July 9, 2018
and no Cabinet.
How to describe the current situation in this country... pic.twitter.com/jjes2bLNPz— James Brumpton (@Jim936) July 10, 2018
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) July 11, 2018
Watch live: #TrumpBaby balloon set for launch over London #TrumpUKVisit https://t.co/TUNeFHdq5s pic.twitter.com/r8Q42J8jmE— ITV News (@itvnews) July 13, 2018
Terrific movement from The Queen here. Gets behind the defender, goes one way then cuts back inside. Regal attacking play. pic.twitter.com/EXG0wG0IOj— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) July 14, 2018
— McFadden's Cold War (@Coldwar_Steve) July 15, 2018
Elon Musk calls British diver in Thai cave rescue a 'pedo' in baseless attack https://t.co/PIwTUcZqsK— The Guardian (@guardian) July 15, 2018
Me: [trying to reach the top shelf]— CiarΓ‘n, Irony Fist, Sworn Protector of Pun Lun (@Sarklor) July 15, 2018
Elon Musk: I'll save you! with my patented rocket-powered-
Me: nah it's fine I got a stool
Elon Musk: You're a paedophile
For the first time I'm starting to think there's going to be no-deal.— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) July 17, 2018
.@theresa_may says 70 "technical notices" for businesses and households will be published in Aug and Sept setting out how we can all prepare for a no-deal Brexit (should that be what happens). Yikes— Robert Peston (@Peston) July 18, 2018
— Euan Bennet (@JuanBonnets) July 25, 2018
Next year's Great British Bake Off, where contestants have to kill highly armed security guards outside fortified silos to access flour and sugar, should be the most exciting series yet.— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) July 25, 2018
Stockpiling pic.twitter.com/0cpXu2OcdF— McFadden's Cold War (@Coldwar_Steve) July 26, 2018
Everyone can turn off the internet and go outside to play now, I've found the best meme. pic.twitter.com/kF3WpDqhwJ— That Mog One✨π§♂️ (@MogTheConfessor) July 26, 2018
I don't read French. What does this say? Is it good? pic.twitter.com/lx46V1jAj5— Patrick Andelic (@pkandelic) July 26, 2018
I can't decide if this is Inverness being super friendly by having signs specifically dedicated to giving Little Mix directions, or being horrible by trying to start rumours about them. pic.twitter.com/0U8G3CE2TK— Doug Daniel (@DouglasDaniel) July 28, 2018
— McFadden's Cold War (@Coldwar_Steve) July 31, 2018
Had the pleasure of meeting Barry Chuckle at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.— Limmy: TIX ON SALE NOW (@DaftLimmy) August 5, 2018
The BBC news homepage looks like someone made a fake BBC news homepage. pic.twitter.com/UhY8K8WNUE— dan barker (@danbarker) August 6, 2018
Had the pleasure of meeting former UN secretary-general Kofi Annan at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.— Limmy: TIX ON SALE NOW (@DaftLimmy) August 18, 2018
Thank you, for everything.— Runrig (@Runrig1973) August 19, 2018
π π π pic.twitter.com/6CWwDMJPcL— Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) August 20, 2018
MAGA=My Attorney Got Arrested https://t.co/hqwghLjS44— Charles Gasparino (@CGasparino) August 21, 2018
NO COLLUSION - RIGGED WITCH HUNT!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 23, 2018
Raab's tone is the same as the person on the airplane showing you the safety procedures.— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) August 23, 2018
dominic raab talking and sweating buckets while one vaguely terrifying tweet after another about Brexit appears next to him on sky news is my job interview aesthetic pic.twitter.com/QblDPu3t4U— Alan White (@aljwhite) August 23, 2018
I voted Leave and I will vote Leave till the day I die. We survived the blitz, we survived the plague, and we will survive #NoDealBrexit π¬π§ pic.twitter.com/qY4DMy4vUs— Limmy: TIX ON SALE NOW (@DaftLimmy) August 23, 2018
Don't get it wrong Bhoys and Ghirls nothing to do with people who really care about the club @CelticFC π€too much love and respect for you and the crest #CarefulWhoYouCallTheLeaderOfYours pic.twitter.com/3FR1YoJLHr— Moussa DembΓ©lΓ© (@MDembele_10) August 31, 2018
— Is Sir John Curtice On TV? (@JohnCurticeOnTV) September 5, 2018
— Dr Adam Levy (@ClimateAdam) September 6, 2018
A historic moment pic.twitter.com/Npjzh89ASY— Chris Nunn (@trig1988) September 6, 2018
Proposal: If you take any piece of footage of Trump in a White House meeting, and replaced Trump with a penguin, the expressions on the faces of everyone else in the room would still work.— Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) September 6, 2018
Twitter, let’s see what you can do.
— Dylan Brady (@dylanfbrady) September 6, 2018
— Dylan Brady (@dylanfbrady) September 6, 2018
— Phillip Smith (@PhilAtCreamCow) September 6, 2018
— Gareth Bellamy (@thebellow) September 6, 2018
— John Stansfield (@johnwinsagain) September 6, 2018
— Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) September 6, 2018
This almost makes him seem too likable. pic.twitter.com/AEF9R6SGnf— Skeletor's Weenis (@Alex_kw92) September 6, 2018
— Tom (@tommo_tv) September 6, 2018
— Ben Towle (@ben_towle) September 6, 2018
— James Berg (@JB_Picaroons) September 6, 2018
And as I stared I counted— Limmy: TIX ON SALE NOW (@DaftLimmy) September 8, 2018
The webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides.
Like indecision to call you
And hear your voice of... https://t.co/ay4nRjBZU2
— Is Sir John Curtice On TV? (@JohnCurticeOnTV) September 10, 2018
One of the best political photos for a while (via @tds153) pic.twitter.com/SjYIcOmqyM— Henry Mance (@henrymance) September 11, 2018
Did anyone solve me today?— The Irish Border (@BorderIrish) September 11, 2018
"In an interview on RT, Novichok nerve attack suspects say they were just tourists visiting Salisbury Cathedral" pic.twitter.com/IcU6akuYPH— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) September 13, 2018
I'm just saying I wouldn't be un-interested in a feature-length comedy about two cathedral-loving Russian gays whose dream holiday to Salisbury via Bow turns into a nightmare when they're accused of carrying out a deadly nerve attack.— πChristmas Steveπ (@stevenperkins) September 13, 2018
Thai cave rescuer Vernon Unsworth sues Elon Musk over his repeated claims the British diver is child abuser https://t.co/wJeixByjo9— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) September 17, 2018
Had the pleasure of meeting Denis Norden at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.— Limmy: TIX ON SALE NOW (@DaftLimmy) September 19, 2018
He was 96— TheFirstOfTheGang (@gary_blay) September 19, 2018
Retweet if you love seeing the destruction of the United Kingdom.— Limmy: TIX ON SALE NOW (@DaftLimmy) September 21, 2018
The SPFL are giving serious consideration to playing both Betfred Cup semi-finals at Hampden on the same day. pic.twitter.com/N2MY5fpNZV— WWE SPFL π€Ό♂️⚽️ (@WWESPFL) September 27, 2018
Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer. pic.twitter.com/iYrQ9UQi1H— LampHARD (@MrPoombastic) September 28, 2018
Prime Minister Theresa May dances on stage to ABBA's Dancing Queen as she prepares to give her speech to the Conservative Party conference— ITV News (@itvnews) October 3, 2018
Watch live: https://t.co/UdYThWRiJQ#CPC18 pic.twitter.com/AglmVE8Q5R
May is not negotiating an extension of the UK’s period in Brexit transition as a non-voting member of the EU but an “option” on an extension. It is all about Ireland and would land us with a backstop to the backstop to the backstop. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP https://t.co/IFthXtLlqC— Robert Peston (@Peston) October 18, 2018
— Accidental Partridge (@AccidentalP) October 18, 2018
Brexit pic.twitter.com/Jjb8eCueTR— Graham Linehan (@Glinner) October 21, 2018
It hasn't been his day, his week, his month, and it's unlikely to be his year! Blackpool police have shared this image of an alleged thief (left!) who looks uncannily like David Schwimmer (right). Police said Schwimmer was out of the country at the time of the offence π€£ pic.twitter.com/fvPgt07te2— BBC Breakfast (@BBCBreakfast) October 24, 2018
Officers, I swear it wasn't me.— schwim (@DavidSchwimmer) October 24, 2018
As you can see, I was in New York.
To the hardworking Blackpool Police, good luck with the investigation.#itwasntme pic.twitter.com/EDFF9dZoYR
My eyes are now wide open and now realize I’ve been used to spread messages I don’t believe in. I am distancing myself from politics and completely focusing on being creative !!!— ye (@kanyewest) October 30, 2018
The year is 2185.— The Daily Gael (@DailyGael) October 30, 2018
Global warming has reduced society to a series of warring tribes.
Pineapples are extinct. Donnie Munro is worshipped as a god. Fear and terror rules the land.
Caley Thistle have just recorded their 2346th consecutive draw against Cyber-Dunfermline.
“Wait a minute”— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 8, 2018
With mere weeks left to negotiate Brexit, Dominic Raab leaps to his feet and points at a big map.
“WE’RE A FUCKING ISLAND”
— daytime snaps (@daytimesnaps) November 12, 2018
CLICKBAIT https://t.co/1aR6SxEvKl— Matt Chorley (@MattChorley) November 14, 2018
I feel I should take the job of Brexit Secretary now. If only so that when I resign, Theresa May can finally be proved right than No Deal is better than a Baddiel.— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) November 15, 2018
Sources telling me Jacob Rees-Mogg has submitted his no confidence letter via pigeon.— Mollie Goodfellow π€Άπ» (@hansmollman) November 15, 2018
Remain voters need a word to describe a feeling of total vindication combined with deep horror.— Sam Freedman (@Samfr) November 15, 2018
Schadenfuck?
Remember Darren Lamb and Barry from extras, this is them now. Feel old yet? pic.twitter.com/bUyYzt3MMc— Jason (@JasonJ1987) November 15, 2018
— DaveP (@DavePee) November 16, 2018
WATCH: One of the most hilarious post-match interviews you will see.— STV News (@STVNews) November 17, 2018
Gary Anderson has been accused of farting during a darts match.
He said the stench smelt like 'rotten eggs' π·
Read more here ➡️ https://t.co/0aVl0pDwnn
(Video courtesy of RTL7 TV) pic.twitter.com/LwKOe9JAkM
FULL TIME | Scotland 3-2 Israel!— Scotland National Team (@ScotlandNT) November 20, 2018
We have a play-off place! We're promoted to League B!
Thank you for your incredible support.#NothingMattersMore pic.twitter.com/dhXSrZjRYI
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) November 20, 2018
I thought that Sky Mobile’s “Hello Possible” was the worst advertising slogan in existence, but I’ve just become aware of Deliveroo’s “Eat More Amazing” and I’ve just set fire to myself in protest.— Rhodri Marsden (@rhodri) November 27, 2018
ALL I DID WAS CONSPIRE WITH A HOSTILE POWER TO HARM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! pic.twitter.com/4vW4lvNpfJ— Naveed Jamali (@NaveedAJamali) November 30, 2018
WHAT. A. NIGHT. #superayraway pic.twitter.com/aMVr4VCio6— Ayr United (@AyrUnitedFC) November 30, 2018
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) November 30, 2018
Michael Gove saying the government will make Brexit a success whilst staring directly at government stats that show it’ll be terrible is pure undiluted Brexit pic.twitter.com/zD6zyEPKwv— James Felton (@JimMFelton) December 2, 2018
That's the Leave slogan for the second referendum sorted. pic.twitter.com/3EqRkYFF8q— Property Spotter (@PropertySpot) December 3, 2018
Government humiliated and found in contempt of parliament - by 311 to 293— Robert Peston (@Peston) December 4, 2018
BREAKING: the government— Tim Shipman (@ShippersUnbound) December 4, 2018
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) December 9, 2018
Did someone spike my Pepsi?— Femi (@Femi_Sorry) December 10, 2018
What is happening right now? https://t.co/prT7i6fIYy
I'm enjoying this level of chaos. By Friday the House of Commons will be full of goats and a man screaming 'beetroot' with a sieve on his head and the Teletubbies writing 'stop Brexit' over the walls with Tubbycustard, and Theresa May will announce 'I offer stability'.— Mark Steel (@mrmarksteel) December 10, 2018
Two and a half hours in, and it's come to this...— Philip Sim (@BBCPhilipSim) December 10, 2018
Rupa Huq accuses Theresa May of a "premature parliamentary ejaculation", to which the prime minister replies that "if she looks carefully she'll see that I'm not capable of a parliamentary ejaculation"
Britain has fallen pic.twitter.com/WFPV6DwFbc— Julia Macfarlane (@juliamacfarlane) December 10, 2018
When you realise the £ has plummeted and need to find something quick to take down to Cash Converters. pic.twitter.com/cBuXjQMplN— Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg) December 10, 2018
NOT NOW, ALIENS https://t.co/pPcaYmZLUZ— Lucy Wainwright (@Whoozley) December 10, 2018
— wint MP (@parliawint) December 10, 2018
We have reached DEFCON1 levels of political crisis when JC is on tv pic.twitter.com/7jbnmLRCA3— Julia Macfarlane (@juliamacfarlane) December 11, 2018
we still have 21 days pic.twitter.com/P1575rjNRm— Jon Stone (@joncstone) December 10, 2018
Brexit: What happens next? A handy guide. pic.twitter.com/kB0FmDddOz— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) December 11, 2018
this is all your fault you massive bell end.— burhdurhmurn (@beardyman) December 12, 2018
— Is Sir John Curtice On TV? (@JohnCurticeOnTV) December 12, 2018
She's like a faulty Terminator. She simply will not stop. But also she is not very good.— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) December 12, 2018
This is all very “EastEnders producers feel the character of Theresa May has run its course, so she will be thrown off the roof of the Queen Vic on Christmas Day”.— Paul Lang (@rudemrlang) December 12, 2018
International https://t.co/V8ABBFkAVu— Is Sir John Curtice On TV? (@JohnCurticeOnTV) December 13, 2018
WITCH HUNT!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 13, 2018
Update: now there’s an attempt to amend the motion that still might not be voted on to see if they can make it into a thing that the first lot were trying to find out if they had enough votes for, all because everyone is very unhappy about not being able to vote on something else— Philip Sim (@BBCPhilipSim) December 17, 2018
It’s like we’ve declared war on ourselves. There is no other way to put it. https://t.co/hEqOmao3nV— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) December 18, 2018
Matt Hancock is a fridge magnate. https://t.co/iltpd67ABd— Remoaning Myrtle #FBPE (@TheAndyMaturin) December 18, 2018
House of Commons now full-on family Christmas dinner https://t.co/zkYT17RMjr— Ben Machell (@ben_machell) December 19, 2018
and a very Happy Christmas and season’s greetings to everyone pic.twitter.com/byAXBEfgx6— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) December 20, 2018
Brits: "We got through WW2 we can get through anything"— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) December 20, 2018
Also Brits: "A small remote control helicopter has shut down one of the biggest airports for a day causing panic"
Theresa May outside Gatwick Airport pic.twitter.com/yeLJ2TWNHQ— W⚓️ (@Wkhnage) December 20, 2018
the once mighty British empire, brought to its knees by a flying toy that is exclusively used by losers and nerds— Ireland / Anthony (@ireland) December 21, 2018
A break in play as the Referee asks that a jobby is shovelled off the pitch.— The Spartans FC (@spartansfc) December 22, 2018
Plot twist pic.twitter.com/u7sPPDD7Yu— Giles Paley-Phillips (@eliistender10) December 22, 2018
Police tell BBC News they “cannot discount the possibility that there may have been no drone at all”. https://t.co/HeVbZQGUix— Tom Pugh (@TomPugh212) December 23, 2018
Queen To Call For Everyone To Get A Fucking Grip In Christmas Message pic.twitter.com/iQEweoJDBn— Simon Blackwell (@simonblackwell) December 24, 2018
#brexit in a picture. pic.twitter.com/8eH2NKo5fe— ⛄π☃️ Simon Bye ⛄π☃️ (@UB5simon) December 23, 2018
ΡΡ ΡΡΡΠΈΡΡ https://t.co/YdgP4Iq8oR— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) December 24, 2018
BREAKING: Santa shot down by military police over Gatwick.— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) December 25, 2018
“Aye we were shite in Perth, but we got the 3 points. Under Pedro or Murty that’s a draw at best. That’s the Stevie G effect right there lads. Buzzin for the 29th now, especially with Rogic out WATP” pic.twitter.com/a9qZrKALlq— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) December 25, 2018
At least we can put all the hatred and division of the last year behind us and enjoy the Celtic Rangers game— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) December 29, 2018
